1. cc used to wet the bed.
2. Daddy sucked off a lonely truck driver last Tuesday night.
3. Lou Krieger threw a kid through a plate glass window.
4. Otis cries every time he watches the movie Rudy.
5. Waffles lost his virginity to a fat ugly chick who was on her period.
6. Waffles used to light fires as a child.
7. When Waffles comes his "whole brain explodes into a million bright fragments of light.. sort of like a seizure..." and then he falls asleep.
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Wow! Three for me! WAHOO! See ya in Vegas! I will bring the lighter..
I love Vegas.
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