Friday, May 04, 2007

Paris Hilton to Spend 45 Days in Jail; World to Temporarily Stop Turning

Socialite and object of papparazzi affection Paris Hilton has been sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating terms of her probation. Hilton was pulled over on Sunset Blvd. back in February and was charged driving with a suspended license.

When asked in court whether she knew she was not permitted to drive, Hilton said "oh my God like, my publicist like didn't like tell me I couldn't and I totally fired that ho anyway."

Paris wore a demure gray blazer and a preppy black headband accented with a black quilted Chanel purse. She cried as the verdict was read.

Paris has until June 5 to report for her jail time at the L.A. County jail facilty in Lynwood. We think that's vaguely near Cerritos. There is no word yet on whose bitch she'll be.

Over/under on FREE PARIS shirts for sale at Fred Segal: 60 hours

2 comments:

Crocodile Hunter said...

And WHO bloody cares !

Chipper said...

Serves her right.