Monday, May 14, 2007

7 Things I Now Wish I Didn't Know About Bloggers

1. cc used to wet the bed.

2. Daddy sucked off a lonely truck driver last Tuesday night.

3. Lou Krieger threw a kid through a plate glass window.

4. Otis cries every time he watches the movie Rudy.

5. Waffles lost his virginity to a fat ugly chick who was on her period.

6. Waffles used to light fires as a child.

7. When Waffles comes his "whole brain explodes into a million bright fragments of light.. sort of like a seizure..." and then he falls asleep.

2 comments:

SirFWALGMan said...

Wow! Three for me! WAHOO! See ya in Vegas! I will bring the lighter..

Tanning Lotion said...

I love Vegas.