There are many reasons I love my sister. She's a quiet, gentle soul. A budding financial genius who dog-ears Money Magazine and Tivo's Suze Orman in search of her next great stock buy. A tough cookie who hauls a 40-pound camera 15 hours a day on the shoulders of her buck-ten frame.
But this revelation was truly special. I sat next to her at Easter dinner after not having seen her for a month or so.
Me: "So, are you ready for the movie event of the summer?"
Sis: "You mean...SNAKES ON A PLANE?"
Me: "SNAKES ON A PLANE!"
Sis: "SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE!"
Dad: "The fuck kind of piece of shit movie is that?"
You all now have serious competition for my +1 to the premiere. I take Stars and Full Tilt transfers...