Sunday, March 26, 2006

Vegas Aftermath

I can neither confirm nor deny certain other bloggers' accounts of the last four days, prior to contacting my various legal representatives.

I can tell you that I got a lap dance from a lovely woman at Scores. I lost a retarded amount of money playing craps with bloggers. I met Steve Dannenmann in a bar, and got Pauly to buy clothes that do not come from Old Navy or a Poker Stars shwag bag. And Al Can't Hang slept on my couch after drinking a fifth of Soco at the Playboy Mansion.

God help me. I should be dead by now or at least have a disease.

Full report to come...

3 comments:

Tully Moxness said...

Fuck Craps...I lost the GDP of Guyana at the Aladdin last weekend when my great "Wrong Way" system turned out to be exactly that. When "5" gets rolled 11 times before a single "7" hits the board, as well as three "4s" and two "10s", it's time to get back to poker and stay away from the sucker games forever - or at least until my next Vegas trip.

pokerpeaker said...

I can't wait. I love these "Change goes on a rampage" blogs the best, I think.

Brad aka The Kid said...

Good old Vegas, i sure as hell miss that place. Nice to hear that Scores is still doin its thing. Take er easy .