In yet another appalling decision by the American Idol voting public, Stephanie Edwards was voted off the show last night, joined in the bottom two by Chris "Timber-lite" Richardson. Haley Scarnato and her brown hot pants were declared safe and Sanjaya will get circle the country damaging teenage eardrums everywhere on the AI tour.
Sweet Jesus, what the fuck is going on here?
Stephanie had one of the top four or five voices remaining in the competition, but I think, fell victim to being "the other black girl besides Melinda and LaKisha," splitting the vote against her. She got a little lost in the shuffle and it's a shame, as she is legitimately talented and deserved to go much further than she did.
So I'm 1-1 in top 12 predictions now and the 10 contestants still remaining leave much to be desired. Not to mention that some stupid fuck on MySpace is starving himself until Sanjaya is voted off and 13-year old Ashley, the crying little girl from the audience is now making the mainstream media rounds today, doing all the morning shows and God knows how many print interviews talking about her burning love for Sanjaya. Another 15 minutes of fame begins...
Who will leave us next week? Scarnato, Chris Sligh and Timber-lite need to bring it to survive. Sanjaya, of course, is essentially immortal as long as VFTW weilds significant power, and Gina Glocksen is hovering right on the edge as well. And what slutty outfit will Haley wear next?
Stay tuned...
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Just accept American Idol for what it is. It's a popularity contest, not a true judge of talent. It's like your student council elections in elementary school. In my mind only two good singers who won have come out of that show, Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson, and I'm not even that big of an Underwood fan (I do like a few of Clarkson's songs and respect her pipes). I'm all for San-J, as it exposes the show for what it truly is.
Chris has been slipping in rank lately...
I think him and Phil will have to sweat the bottom two next week.
I've almost come to terms that Sanajay is too popular to get voted off yet (about 6-7 left and the boot will be there). At least my mute button still works.
And what slutty outfit will Haley wear next?
A really, REALLY slutty one, I hope!
And what slutty outfit will Haley wear?
Wow, I may actually watch the show just to see the slut.
Let's go easy on Sanjaya, he would be ideal for a Milli Vanilli tribute.
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