Because... I'm going back to Vegas. (I know, right?) I have 17 days off from work and I'd be a fool to spend it fighting L.A. traffic and dodging angry mall shoppers.
Showcase calls two Vegas weekends in a row "the heights of degeneracy." I call it a great fuckin' time. I'm driving out tomorrow afternoon and staying in a free room at the Excalibur that Grubby was cool enough to arrange. Pauly is still out in Sin City as well and I can only imagine the trouble we'll get into this time around.
I'll try my best not to get ejected from any more casinos.
But no one's junk is safe if I dip into the Soco again.
See ya on the flip side, kids.
Have a good time... us losers will grind on the virtual felt while you're living it up in Sin City.
ReplyDeleteNo... I'm not bitter...
:) grab away!
ReplyDeletei'm turning a bright shade of envious green.
ReplyDeletemy junk is lonely
ReplyDeleteLast time someone grabbed my junk was at Woodstock.
ReplyDeletejunk junk junk!
ReplyDeleteI think Absinthe might still be there, but not for much longer.
I should have pleaded for a junk grab when I had the chance.
ReplyDeleteSigh.
How about some love for the junk in the trunk!
ReplyDeleteJees. I thought I'd just got over the envy from reading about the WPBT, now I have to read about you going again.
ReplyDeleteBig Green Monster of Envy is ME