-Saw a lot of C-list celebrities and former reality stars posing for "red carpet" photos in a desperate attempt to stay relevant.
-Was disappointed that Mad Men's Jon Hamm did not make a return appearance (he played last year).
-Watched Eskimo Clark slither around a free buffet. He liked the chicken-on-a-stick.
-Played in a crazy good $4-8 LHE game with a full kill against a Jesus Freak, a drunk redneck, six Asians, and a very angry Russian dude who played every hand.
-And resisted the urge to break into "She Bangs" as I took this photo of Pauly and William Hung.
For a fuller recap, check out the first part of Pauly's two-part piece on the Tao.